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The Omaha S'mores Slap: During sex, take a shit, wipe your ass, then slap the toilet paper on her face. then it looks like a s'more:)
While I was fucking her, I took a shit and gave her an Omaha S'mores Slap
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There is no such a thing as "slap ass month" it is NOT okay to do that to someone.
My friend: "hahahah imma slap her's ass"
Me:"bro, no, it's not okay"
My friend: "but it's slap ass month"
Me: "no, it's just rude"
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On April 12 every year is national Slap ass day. Take advantage this is the only day of the year you can slap a ass, single or taken today is your day
Damn she thicc, Good thing it’s national slap ass day!
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The Egyptian rat slap is the technical term for when some douche hits you with a flaccid Ice pack.
Sunny you better get down here or Imma Egyptian rat slap ya.
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When a man has sex with a woman on her period and then proceeds to hit her with his bloodied penis. Usually in the face but elsewhere can happen.
Rick: I gave Jess a strawberry dick slap last night.
Dick: Where bro?
Rick: Right on her face, it looked awful.
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The polar opposite of getting slapped upside the head. A person will take their hand like the are about to slap someone but push the person's chin up an smush their hand in their face. New fad that originated January 7th 2012 created by two siblings in Walmart
Because of the way the face is pushed when this occurs it results in the embarrassment of the person slapped an a moment of silence
Toni: shut up derek before I slap you upside the face
Derek: okay okay dude I will stop
Tina: I shall slap upside the face of yours for being a turd
Gina : sorry please don't do that
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when a guy fists a girl, then proceeds to jizz or cum in his hand, and then slaps the girl across the face with his goo covered hand.
Jimmy gave Susie the best fillipino-goo-slap I've ever seen!
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