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Texas ham sandwich

Using bbq sauce to eat ass… it’s a Texas thing. (NOTE: Don’t use with anal irritation or tears…it could burn.)

I was going down south the other day with Margery and got to thinkin’, this sure would taste better with a Texas ham sandwich.

by Txsrttlsnk6969 February 22, 2022


fracon sandwich

A delicacy consisting of bacon sandwiched between slices of French toast.

This fracon sandwich is literally the best thing I've ever eaten.

by megasteph January 18, 2015


penis sputter sandwich

Self explanatory

I will never eat a penis sputter sandwich no matter how much you love them

by Kutsuba November 21, 2022


marmalade sandwich

a threesome between queen elizabeth II, paddington bear and sir captain tom moore

my top search on PornHub is marmalade sandwich; i love fascist sex!

by yummytumtumsilver September 10, 2023


depression sandwich

A meal consisting of all the items used in a dish, but eaten and prepared separately.
Usually done when lacking energy to cook.

A: Man, I really don’t feel like making lunch.
B: That’s okay, just eat some cheese, ham and bread.
A: Depression sandwich it is.

by Psy.psy.psy January 13, 2023


Chug sandwich

A chug sandwich is two pieces bread with a dick that is wider than it is long in between..

YO BRO... I want your chug sandwich

by Dadsspagetti May 8, 2019


Survival Sandwich

a sandwich with only the bare minimum of meat and one slice of bread.
used to make deli meat and a bag of bread last as long as possible

1 slice of cold cut (2 if necessary, or cheese if you're feeling like you need the extra calories) + 1 slice of wonder bread, folded = 1 survival sandwich

by Long Dad December 14, 2016