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When you get a blow job whilst going upstairs on your Stannah Chairlift
Definition: “I got a banging Stannah Special from Mable on my way upstairs the other day…”
A carbon molecule that bonded with another carbon, without any unshared electrons. It has a 4 bonds or 2 double bonds.
Teacher: what the hell are you making?
Student: C2 special
Teacher: that defies the laws of logic!
A week later the student gets a noble peace prize for making the impossible and the teacher gets fired for not being smarter then his student
when you jaywalk naked in front of a family of five with their newborn child
bystander 1: aw hell naw old man jankins be doin the lil j special, cant go 1 minute without sum shit going on in detroit
bystander 2: the fuck
Giving head with spearmint and ice
Johnny got a spearmint special from cathy. He was hooked instantly.
Similar to the Ebay special in that the item is of cheap quality and most likely reverse engineered and reproduced by inferior manufacturers with lower quality materials and procedures.
"Dude, I found me the Amazon Special! A racing steering wheel for only $50.00!? PLACE ORDER!" *Wheel bends and flexes and next thing, you're in the ditch*. In most cases you get what you pay for. IT it looks to good to be true, it MOST LIKELY IS. Buy reputable name brand products so you don't waste time and money dealing with knockoffs and then buying the real deal after you learned your lesson.
When trying to bang a chick goes wrong and she calls the cops so you pull the switcheroo with identity and let your buddy take the heat.
"I was trying to bang this chick in Mexico and when she called the cops I gave her the Keim time special and dipped out"
When your friend annoys you and you send them pictures of your poop
Ex. Tora if you don’t leave me alone I swear to God I’m going to give you a Siren special