The gay version of bros before hoes. Basically, you be a wingman for your straight friends before you get dates for yourself. It's a rule, trust me.
Straights before dates.
Marijuana Strain Bred By Alfonso Davis III (Bay Area)
I’m on that straight yurple!
it's just nandermo
straight nandermo once said "vampirism is a curse and i ... care for you too much to burden you with that."
the opposite of gay nandermo, whatever that is
“vampirism is a curse and i care for you too much to burden you with that it would weigh too heavy on my conscience BOOP there’s that smile” - straight nandermo
When your gone asf and everyone start speaking BULL SHIT!!
JABARIE-What do you want to eat?
TREVOR-WHAT NIGGA YOU SPEAKING STRAIGHT GIBBERISH!!
When your teeth and sexuality are both equally straight.
"Damn did you see Jack's teeth? They are so straight!"
"And he is straight also."
"That means he is straight squared!"
STRAIGHT EDGE REVENGE!!! everytime your alcoholic friends get a pack of beer, the straight edge kid gets a token beer to smash. cleaning up the world one beer at a time. dont froget to pick the can up!
peter: hey we got a 30 rack of coors
ty (straight edge): gimme my token beer *throws* STRAIGHT EDGE REVENGE