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Pig Sick

Pig sick is when you feel very sick. Not to the point where you need to go to the hospital, but sick enough that you can complain to all your family and friends and instead of laughing at you, they actually sympathize.

Person 1: "Just how sick are you?"

Person 2: "My head hurts, I have a runny nose, and a sore throat."

Person 1: Woah, you are definitely pig sick."

by Tortilla Chips Hurray January 20, 2012


young pig with its ears pinned back

A method of describing a substantial, yet flaccid male uncircumcised member

he was asleep so I took the chance to have a look at his cock , and holy Christ , it’s like a young pig with its ears pinned back

by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023


pipeline pig

A greasy old man who’s full of hair and over weight that works the rigs all year long.

Look at that pipeline pig working hard.

by Muktuk September 21, 2021


pipeline pig

When an over weight red neck with 3 teeth blast his way through a water slide to cause a tsunami.

Watch out for that pipeline pig.

by Muktuk September 21, 2021


Pig Schnozzing

While engaging in sexual intercourse with another, placing one pinky in each of the person’s nostrils making their nose resemble that of a pig.

I got SO into blasting my girl from behind last night, I started pig schnozzing her

by Esquire5 May 20, 2020


Pretty-Pig-Apologists

Partisans who defend their candidate or elected official with phrases like "the lesser of two evils" and criticizing those who argue for a truly representative government as Puritopians or partisans of an opposition party. Puritopians supersede the term emo-progs for Progressives or left wing Democrats. "Pretty-Pig-Apologists" could also be Republicans who support the Tea Party.

"Pretty-Pig-Apologists" assume a superior attitude and write or voice condescending remarks to those want a better government.

Pretty-Pig-Apologists are partisans not patriots.

The "Pretty-Pig-Apologists" counter any criticism of their candidate or elected official by asserting that a better politician is unelectable.

The apologist can be Republican or Democrat. Democrats use term (formally emo-prog) to describe Progressives just as Republicans could use it for members of the Tea Party.

"While not voting as a Puritopian is like partying while the ship sinks."

"You need to address your Puritopian Plan to bring about progressive change."

"Yes, (Obama) could easily be replaced by _______ _________.
Please fill in the blank, you know, with a more liberal candidate who could realistically be elected this country.
Otherwise, what the respected Member says is just pure demagoguery in lieu of realistic solutions."

by ContrarianPolitics August 22, 2013


Garden Pig

a childish term for a wood-louse

"Mummy mummy, look at that garden pig!"

by the Jazz man July 13, 2009