can i tip through the app

A sentence commonly used by Uber riders towards Uber drivers as a way to avoid offering a cash tip without feeling guilty.

“Hey, can I tip through the app now?” ... “yeah Uber added that recently.” ... “oh awesome I will totally do that!” ... (the tip never shows up)

can someone translate

1.You don’t want to cope with his/her foolishness.

2. You don’t understand.

1.
Person: “So in conclusion, the earth is flat.”

Person 2: “Can someone translate.”

2.

Person 1: *teaches Math
Person 2: “Can someone translate?”

Beans in a Can

More people to choose from in this one world
aka: more fish in the sea.

Damn, there are so many beans in a can! Girl, choose someone else!

Yo can I have dis?

used in terms of endearment

"yo can I have dis?"
"okay thank"