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A sexual position that, when successfully achieved, results in universal bragging rights.
While fornicating with a young woman, pull her to the edge of the bed in a missionary position, with legs hanging off the edge of the bed. Proceed to enter her while standing on the floor to get her and yourself limbered up, which will be necessary to achieve the position.
Instruct your sexual teammate to anchor herself to the bed by reaching behind her head and latching the sheets, and proceed to step one foot all the way up on the mattress. Once balanced, make an athletic leap and place your second food up on the edge of the bed. Your man ass should now be gloriously fluttering 4-6 feet above floor level, depending on your mattress height, while your legs should have achieved an extremely low sumo-style squat. Your partners legs will be poking into the air and can be grabbed for balance and more control, similar to the levers used to control a construction crane.
The position is named "Daddy Long legs" due to the mass of tangled arms and legs now jiggling in the air, while your ass is dancing up and down as you struggle against gravity and mattress springs while trying to impress your date.
Well I tried the daddy long legs but the girl's grip wasn't tight enough when I went to plant the second leg. My other foot slipped and my still-inserted penis acted as a medieval trebuchet and launched us both into the wall behind me.
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Used as an insult to demonstrate authority, hence the "daddy" part. Most likely performed by the giving end after the recieving end is pwned/owned. Also used by Superfly, one of Joe Cartoon's characters.
Billy: Oh yeah! I just scored 15 3 pointers on your punk ass!
John: Dammit, man..
Billy: Who's your daddy?!
Superfly: Hey man, what's up?
Santa: What's up? Heh heh. What's up?
Superfly: You know who your daddy is? It's me, yeah! I'm your daddy! Do you know how come I'm your daddy? 'Cuz I did this to your momma! Yeah, YOUR momma! Call me Superfly! Your momma!
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The appealing sound when a hoe choking it down
I had your girl saying oh yeah daddy last night
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Ghetto version of the Lords Prayer. Check it.
Big Daddy's Rap
Yo, Bid Daddy Upstairs,
You be chillin'
So be yo hood
You be sayin' it; I be doin' it
In dis hood and in Yo's
Gimme some eats
And cut me some slack
So's I be doin' it to dem dat diss me
Don't be pushin' me into no jive
And keep dem Crips away
Cuz you always be da Man
Skraight up.
The Lord's Prayer
Our Father, who art in Heaven,
Hallowed be thy name
Thy Kingdom come
Thy will be done
On earth as it is in Heaven
Give us this day our daily bread
And forgive us our trespasses
As we forgive those who trespass against us
And lead us not into temptation
But deliver us from evil
For Thine is the Kingdom,
the power and the glory, forever and ever
Amen.
We used to say The Lords Prayer . Now we just raddle off Big Daddy's Rap.
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A term suggesting someone is going to take care of you, or that someone else is in charge.
Made famous by the movie "Remember The Titans," where the new, black football coach (Denzel Washington) puts the cocky kid in his place, repeating the question until he acknowledges the coach deserves his respect. True history.
"Quit worrying. Come on-- Who's your daddy?" or "I'll take care of it. Who's your daddy?"
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A word that is used to define ones sexual desire for men
“I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME DADDY!”
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A bowel movement so large and foul, that only the bravest and most experienced of toilets can handle it's violent nature.
Dude, I ate like a four pound steak and a frozen pizza last night. I left such a mean chocolate daddy in the customer bathroom at work.
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