To leave someone without saying goodbye
"When they found that our masters were too vigilant for them, they take French leave of us, and ran along the beach with incredible swiftness..."
in a group text: immediately leaving the group after asking a question followed by proclaiming "i'll take my question off the air." A gesture to receive a response one-on-one from any member
Me: Anyone think the building 7 thing is real?
Me: I'll take my question off the air
"Me" has left the group at 11:57pm
Take the waddle off
that poop you have when you're really desperate to go but only have a few seconds.
me: i really need to poop.
friend: we have to get our train in a minute.
me: i'll just go take the waddle off
To shit on the bed like Amber Heard.
I gotta run to the bathroom and take a Heard.
Term used to reference, in vague manner, a sex act that would be better left to the imagination. Used in similar fashion as yada yada yada, or another sex act, the “Z.J.”
Person 1: “I went to Steve and Leslie’s house and accidentally walked in on them taking a plunge...”
Person 2: “what even is that?”
Person 1: “If you have to ask, you can’t afford it”
Canadian slang. To defecate, often referring to wet and runny excrement
The dog just took a Trudeau on the rug!
Hopefully I can get out of this traffic jam before I have to take a Trudeau.