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An admirer of J. D. Vance
"Oh, I'm certainly something of a Vancey pants. I just love him. His drive, his resilience... I've read his book, like, fifteen times, all of his op-eds, even his law articles, and I don't know the first thing about law, let me tell you. I mean, I don't mean to covet another man's wife, but if Usha there kicked the bucket, I'd be first in line to get me some of that. That baby face and that gorgeous Marine Corps body, MMM-MMM. Hubba hubba!"
When your little brother pisses his pants and doesn't tell anyone and tries to dry the over a fire.
Zack how did you get those burnt up pissy pants they smell like shit.
Turning up in overwatch and absolutely popping off for the boys
*Jasper getting a quadruple kill*
“I am shitting my pants right now, I AM SHITTING MY PANTS!!”
When one faps without the removal of ones underwear
Just dont say pant fap in public
the feeling of a phone vibrating in your pocket when it either did not vibrate or your phone is not in your pocket.
Guys I have ghost pants again.
When you shit your pants and the buldge of shit snails down your pant leg.
When he shit his pants, you could see the pants snail travel down his leg.
I am currently dating Whiplash Pants.
Sew Also: Yancey pants,
Addicted to Angela Lansbury Porn.
See: Shelby or Fat Baby.
Also, My Ass and my Love