Omaha S'mores Slap

The Omaha S'mores Slap: During sex, take a shit, wipe your ass, then slap the toilet paper on her face. then it looks like a s'more:)

While I was fucking her, I took a shit and gave her an Omaha S'mores Slap

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Slap ass month

There is no such a thing as "slap ass month" it is NOT okay to do that to someone.

My friend: "hahahah imma slap her's ass"
Me:"bro, no, it's not okay"
My friend: "but it's slap ass month"
Me: "no, it's just rude"

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Slap ass day

On April 12 every year is national Slap ass day. Take advantage this is the only day of the year you can slap a ass, single or taken today is your day

Damn she thicc, Good thing it’s national slap ass day!

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Egyptian Rat Slap

The Egyptian rat slap is the technical term for when some douche hits you with a flaccid Ice pack.

Sunny you better get down here or Imma Egyptian rat slap ya.

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Memphis slap box

The art of “slap-boxing” but rather than only going for head shots, you must attack the opponents voluptuous ass cheeks.

“yo bro! you got a fat booty, tryna Memphis slap box?”

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California Tit slap

When you take your dick and slap a bitch nipple with it.

George: Man I was with Regina and I have her a California Tit Slap!
Jason: Bro that's dope!

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Strawberry dick slap

When a man has sex with a woman on her period and then proceeds to hit her with his bloodied penis. Usually in the face but elsewhere can happen.

Rick: I gave Jess a strawberry dick slap last night.
Dick: Where bro?
Rick: Right on her face, it looked awful.

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