Slow your rolls

An impolite denial to a fat person by an uninterested party that is way out of their league. This applies to both male and female situations.

Fat guy: "Hey, we should go out some time..."
Hot Chick: "Whoa, slow your rolls, tubby...not interested."

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London Chocolate Roll

A complete stop or total domination of any parent's angry comments.

Tested, before parent said anything, London Chocolate Roll was used. Parent kept the mouth shut and walked away, except for a what?

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tuck 'n roll

When a guy tries to be discreet when another guy is present in the room during personal pleasure. It is performed by turning on one side towards the wall and slowly bringing a sheet over one's head. A laptop or magazine is most likely present.

While Chris was browsing through his music collection, Tim decided to pull the TUCK 'N ROLL and Chris decided to leave the room...awkward.

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slow your roll

slow down whatever you are doing.

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Pop n' Roll

The act of expressing ones man mustard into a young lady right before rolling her over to the opposite side of the bed as to avoid sleeping in the wet spot.

"After i busted a mad nut all up in her I pop n' rolled that ass so i could get a good dry nights sleep"

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Roll your dice.

The vinegar strokes, to feed the Ducks, knocking one out, choke the Chicken, beat the meat, bash the bishop, spank the plank, shake hands with the vicar, one off the cuff, wanking, Masturbation.

Nothing on telly again? Why don't you go up to your room and roll your dice?

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glazed cinnamon roll

when performing anal sex with partner right before ejaculation you pull out and hold cum in by squeezing the shaft. you then proceed to wipe your poop covered penis in a circular swirl motion on your partners back or ass and then glaze the swirl with your cum hence making a freshly glazed cinnamon roll.

anal poop swirl ass glazed cinnamon roll

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