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Ryan... he’s what Herman Melville considered the white whale... Ryan... he’s the Tina Faye to any Amy Pohler. What more can you say about a Ryan.. he is the juiciest of peaches. A real gem of a man. His baby blues will catch yours, but make no mistake, he’s only got room for one firecracker in his life. So chances are, if you haven’t caught yourself a Ryan yet, you never will.
A beautiful young lady who would do anything make her self happy she is smart and sometimes can be really mean and rude and sexy she mostly quiet the first time u met her ,but once u get to know her she is alot of fun and crazy she talks about people who are likely to be rude to others she would do anything to keep a friendship or a relationship together she is a adorable person.
Ryan is an amazing person any Ryan you met you would love her forever.
the most lovable and amazing person you could ever meet. kind, outgoing, positive, friendly, intelligent, supportive. amazing in every way describable. they also look rly cute but thats just an added bonus to how amazing of a person they are. ryan makes the lives of everyone around them better.
A blowfish looking boy, who likes to play game all day in his room. And he gets bitches but is selfish so therefore he keep it lowkey so that his friend cant get a bite off it or judge him
Billy: (rubbed his dick against hung's leg) and is having an orgasm.
Hung: wow dude thats so fucking gay can you please stop.
Ryan: thats not gay, its how blowfish do their mating activities.
His friends: wow he's such a Ryan
Ryan can't keep a convo going for the life of him and is also a girl magnet but nobody knows why
Girl: Hey Ryan! How was your day?
Ryan:
Girl: Ryan??
Ryan: huh
This is a basic name that five or six people in a room of one hundred will have. Ryan’s are unpredictable and widely different. From personal experience I know Ryan’s who are Lazy and others who are hard workers, so you never know what side of the scale they are on. When you are in a room with many people don’t call out a Ryan. It is very annoying for the Ryans because five or sux of them will turn their head and thwn think:
“Shit, she is calling for that Ryan. Damn. Why the fuck are there so many Ryans in this class?”
Then the Ryan will receive a response from his classmate similar to the following:
“What are you talking about? There are like only two Ryans in here.”
Why are you even searching up your name? What weird ass mother fu**er are you?
So help me god if you saw someone elso look up their name and put it on their Snapchat or Instagram so you was like damni should do that too. Like seriously don’t listen to Joaquin.
Background info:
Joaquin is a very knowledgeable person
Person A: “Who be that weird boy over there?”
Person B: “That’s a Ryan.”