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douche bag continuum

The force in the universe that generates and sustains all the douche bags that have or ever will exist.

"Spencer from the Hills ran into Chris Angel today and it tore a hole in the douche bag continuum." - Conan O'Brian

by NotAnUndercoverCop June 18, 2009

18๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cock a doodle douche

A homosexual douchebag.

Rex: What do you think of Carson Kresley?

Cam: Cock a doodle douche man

by Petey__boy July 5, 2009

20๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


douche pot pie

The most potent of all douche-related insults. The king/queen of all douches, recipient of the "biggest douche in the universe" award.

"Dude, you cheated on your girlfriend with her mom, and then you jacked her stereo! You're a total douche pot pie!!"

by Devian November 23, 2005

35๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


silver douche bag

A person that is thinks highly of themselves and looks down at the poor. George Carlin called Barbra Bush this after she said "Almost everyone Iโ€™ve talked to says we're going to move to Houston...What Iโ€™m hearing which is sort of scary is they all want to stay in Texas. Everyone is
so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this--this (she chuckles slightly) is working very well for them." She may as well said let them eat cake. I never understood why the French cut off Marie Antoinette's head until Barbara Bush said this!!!

Most Republicans and the aristocracy are silver douche bags

by someguy563 November 30, 2005

29๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pepe Le Douche

Another version of douchebag. you can also shorten it to PLD. but why make it shorter when you could make it longer and really give it to 'em with Pepe Le Douchebag.

That Jeff is such a PLD.

Don't even get me started on that Pepe Le Douche!

Kevin, you're what the french like to call, A Pepe Le Douchebag.

by abbycdiddy June 4, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


guy le douche

An 'insulting' name, often spoken to get somebody's attention. It was started by the TV show MXC (Most Extreme Elimination Challenge), in which a character named Guy le Douche appears.

Are you listening to me? Hey, Guy le Douche!

by Nicolai July 2, 2004

40๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Douche Camp

a Burning Man (or other interactive/art festival) camp with an ugly unwelcoming wall of RVs lining the borders that shuts the camp members in and everyone else out.

"Look at that Douche Camp of Hollywood something or others up the road. I didn't think there'd be gated communities here at the Country Fair."

by Bitter Queen September 11, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž