becker is god

The main theory of the popular religion McNastyism! This religion is composed of a holy trinity of McNasty aka Becker (god), mastercox aka white jesus, and Kenton aka Pope Weaver! With Becker as the one true god and his faithful demi-gods cox and weaver they reign supreme over all in existence! the benefits of McNastyism include free nacho days, wet tshirt contests and a girafe petting zoo on any believer of the becker faiths Mcnastytism which is the equivalent to a christian baptism only captain morgan tattoo replaces the holy water!

McNasty Priest: Who is the one true god my fellow McNasties?
All: becker is god!!! All hail Becker!!! In the name of the becker, the cox, and the holy weaver! Amen!

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Lamb of God

gay "metalcore" pop band, kids love to "mosh" and headbang with shaved heads to this product. see also mtv

Why would anyone want to listen to Lamb of God except to "piss off" mommy and daddy.

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God's Work

To set pictures of sexy minions on your friend's computer in Physics.

Guys Skyler went to the bathroom time to do God's Work.

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God complex

A gun. Used to show an excess of power over any person.

I'll be a number one with a bullet / Loaded god complex, cock it and pull it. - Fall Out Boy, "Sugar, We're Going Down"

Pop! Pop! went my god complex. - Gym Class Heroes, "Everyday's Forecast"

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Machine God

God of machines and pork; accepts sacrifices of pork products such as bacon; also controls machines and can at times by true believers be called upon to unleash the dreaded Machine Curse.

also see: Porkor Loki

"I hope the Machine God blows up they're car."

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Eye Of God

A Vagina as Marquis de Sade penned it in his erotica.

"He slipped his fingers into her panties and grazed the slick eye of god."

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God's flesh

psychadelic mushrooms! these are amazing. best drug hands down. you achieve and amzing body high and your eyes turn into kaleidascopes! truely a life changing experience.

guy 1: I went to the beach yesterday and did God's flesh! Want to come with me next time I do it?

guy 2: No man, drugs are bad for you.

guy 3: Too bad so sad. God's flesh is amazing!

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