jakes are the feds or anyone who can arrest you
the jakes made sure george floyd couldnt breathe
Jake kun. He’s a real big otaku. And his favorite American show is my little pony, he commonly refers to himself as a “brony”and one time showed me a closet fun of guns with Apple Jack stickers on them, and then whispered into my ear, “I’m saving these for my birthday” he also loves eggnog
Jake please don’t bring those guns to school
HOT AS FUCK
60000 FEET DICK
DEEP BLUE EYES
BIG BOOTY
HOT AS FUCK
BIGGUS DICKUS
SMART AF
WET BREAST
ONE HALF DEAD EARBUD
ENTITLED TO JAMES' CHEESE
LITLLE BIT GAY
JAKE PEGGED ME
JAKE JAKED ME
ILL DO A JAKE
the cutest guy around hes the bestest friend anyone could ask for if you ever get a chance to be his boyfriend and his bestfriend then you got lucky
OMG have you met Jake hes Maizy boyfriend wow is she lucky
Jake is athletic, cute, hot, funny, nice. Jake is everything you would want in a guy. Jake’s tall and has the hottest body ever. His eyes are a beautiful brown. He’s the smartest guy I know. Hes the love of my life.
I love you Jake.
Typically a man who doesn’t support his child for years then has another child with another woman and then he wants to be apart of his first kids life, but only because the new girl is making him.
Did you use a condom? You don’t want to end up with a Jake.