On April 12th, you shall shit on the floor with style and run out. Make the bathrooms stink!
“Bro whys there shit everywhere on the floor.”
“National Shit on Floor day, dummy.”
October 24th is National Legalize Ranch Day. This is because October 24th 2013 was the original air date of the first "Ranch it up" sketch on the Eric Andre Show
"Dude it's National Legalize Ranch Day today"
"I'll go buy a bunch of ranch for us right now"
Give your boyfriend or girl a hickey anywhere and if your single don’t be a pussy and ask to give a hickey to someone and its every Friday in April
Hey guys do your know it’s national lover hickey day
On national complement a girl day u complement a girl say she's pretty say she is nice
Randy:sup ur eyes are beautiful
Samantha:😚 thanks so much y do u say that
Randy:it's national complement a girl day
August 27th is National Basic Bitch Day. August 27th globally recognizes all basic bitches for their contributions to modern society. It is a celebration of all things basic, including, but not limited to, pumpkin spice lattes, ugh boots, yoga pants, etc.
Kyle: “ Why is August 27th National Basic Bitch Day?”
Chad: “Because that’s the first day of the year that Starbucks starts selling pumpkin spice lattes.”
Dylan: “Bang Energy is so much better than pumpkin spice.”
Kyle: “No way, man. Monster Energy is wayyy better.”
On April 27th, anywhere you may be, you have to have your music at full blast. Wither it be on a speaker or on headphones.
“Hey dude, it’s national blast music day! Turn it up!”.
you have to give your bsf named theo a hug even if it’s a virtual one
Julia has to give theo a hug on national hug theo day.