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A sex move in which you collect 8-10 kids w/ down syndrome, and at least 2 shovels/other gardening tools. Bring them to a room with a mattress and hit them around w/ the tools until a few die. Then 'wash them out' by finding a dead one with a hole and cumming all over as many as possible. Now hit them around some more and repeat the steps till they're all dead. Now cook them over a spit, invite over family or anyone really. And force them to eat your salad while furiously raping them.
person 1: AHH LEAVE ME ALONE!!
person 2: Nah homie imma commit the POTATO SALAD TOSSER
person 1: FUUUUUUU- (With weird down-syndrome voice idk bro)
Someone who is obsessed with potatoes, so much to the point that they might need therapy
Friend: I’m a baked potato
Me: Seek mental help, please
When you are tired of hearing someone complaining all the time. Life is hard, stuff happens get over it.
Bill: man I cannot catch a break, my boss hates me, I got a flat, my girl is mad at me.
Frank: Tough potatos man, you are constantly crying about something.
Someone who's personality depends on who they're with, like how the potato tastes like when it's cooked with literally anything else.
Someone who don't have their own opinion but agrees and supports with anything the person next to him/her says.
Guy 1 : Capitalism is bad and is ruining our economy
Guy 2 : Totally! Americans are being a bad example to the world.
Guy 3 : You think communism is better? It's a bluff
Guy 2 : Exactly. American economy is the best.
( Guy 1 and 3 is annoyed by Guy 2 and they consider him as a potato personality)
An ugly, nasty, gross ass potato chip created by Lays© and it tastes like your grandma chewed up a dirty burrito found in the garbage and it was feed to your baby cousin and he threw it up and someone made it a chip and gave it to you!
Wow this Gyro Potato Chip tastes like my family reunion!!