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The girl wanted the guy that kept bringing her flowers dead, but she didn't want to catch a murder charge herself, so she tried to give another guy a blowjob, hoping that he would be a doll and do something sweet for her (like pull out a gun and shoot this cocksucking flower bearing fairy with no balls), but her sinister plan backfired when it turned out the second guy actually liked the guy bringing her the flowers. This made her puke all over the carpet and call her friends for a girl's night out, where she met a real man, a bad guy that had access to automatic weapons and wouldn't hesitate to pull up in front of where both these other faggots were at and turn both of the first two guys into Swiss cheese. A happy ending can be different for different people.
It was a happy ending for the girl, she got with the bad guy, the bad guy got with her, and the first two lambs got deader than a doornail, so her sinister plan went from backfiring to back in business.
When a person gets too excited, riled-up or enthusiastic to the point they've begun stumbling over words, giggling or breathing excessively and slipping all over the place.
Maggie: Good weather today huh?
Donnie: You're the one that's good. I mean...you're good too. Shit, that doesn't make any sense, hahaha. Wanna see a card trick? Shit! I cut myself on the card and I'm bleeding all over you! I'm so sorry! What was the question?
Ted: Fuck, Donnie...play it cool. You're getting slip happy.
that super tall guy who makes cool emotes. He's pretty old but seems cool!
"you're such a happy stunt!"
"Have you heard of the new counseling website called 'happy life counseling'?"
When some is eating ass and they start biting and tearing off skin
Bro James did a “Happy Caterpillar” with his girl the other night!
A pedophile santa claus that does bad things in the night
Hello {KID, Ho Ho Ho! I am Happy Claus
in a forced alliance of marriage with your big fat granny.
unfunny at times but elitist humor
oc ; greg heffely, wimpy kid series.
1: whos those boomers there!!!!
2: your big fat granny with yur slap happy grandpappy