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Urban Dictionary

A website that gives you shit definitions about stuff that has absolutely no value to know in real life. Who even invented this shitpost of a website. Uwu >:(

Friend: Hey insert generic human name whats Urban Dictionary?
Me: A-what-a-what-a-what?
Friend: ya know...urban dictionary....
Me: never heard of it, but it sounds stupid.
Friend: Oh yeah it is stupid...

by JikookArmy June 25, 2019


Urban dictionary

The absolute most lit site on our beloved internet. Now I know what woke and dab means!

Wow! Dont you just love urban dictionary?

by Imnotalexx February 21, 2019


Urban Dictionary

Fun place where we all post shit under names like Perverted Edgelord and show our friends.

But sadly, perverted edgelord wasnt urban enough to enlighten his fellow dicktoinary buddies in the girl wood cult. If only he could post on the Urban Dictionary...

by Perverted Edgelord June 12, 2018


Urban Dictionary

It's the tab right next to the one that says pornhub. Idiot...

Urban Dictionary is the best.

by Wayde024 May 5, 2018


Urban Dictionary

The AIDS of the internet and the ultimate epitome of internet culture. Started back when the internet was first gaining traction back in the 1990s. Undoubtedly was at its peak from 1998 through about 2006. It has definitions written by teens and voted on by other people. Urban Dictionary has a front page, but there's not really much point in browsing the top words as it's really only sex stuff that 13yo virgins post. (Oh my god sex definition! Must upvote!!!!!!!1!11111111!!!!!1!111112222)

The site as a whole is pretty good though. You can also look up your first name and look at its top definition if you want a self-esteem boost, or if you want the harsh truth find the second last page of definitions and look a that.

The community primarily leans liberal, and everyone on here seems to be some sort of Bernie Sanders fanboy, anti-USA retard, but hey, there's worse.

Also, all the best definitions were from before the Obama Administration (not making a comment on Obama politically, that's just the time that it all stated going downhill). And the name of the site sometimes abbreviated to Urban Dick; However, good idea to keep away from those tards.

Nick: What's Urban Dictionary?
Will: Culture porn.

by thecrazycatten May 14, 2020


Urban Dictionary.

Urban Dictionary is a website where you can search anything and everything, and it might define it.
Even YOU can make a definition too,
You can search randomly.

Joe: Hey John! Do you know what this means?
John: No idea, maybe go search it on

Urban Dictionary.
Dan: Sure thing!

by SlandereusHouse September 28, 2017


urban dictionary

a cesspool created by the filthiest of swine and frequented by flies, cockroaches, rats and other filth and was created to promote these filthy creatures own definitions.

person a: do you know of a good online dictionary? is urban dictionary any good?

person b: LOL!!! you're joking right...? that so called "dictionary" is nothing but a collection of dung from filthy scum contributors. the low life swine who created the site won't even let you publish respectable real definitions. they only accept filth that those so called contributors' tiny brains could come up with. they want to promote these filthy definitions over real ones. it's really weird. but maybe it isn't; low life scum will only accept filth.

person a: thanks for telling me in advance.

by disgusted contributor June 15, 2013