What's the lick read

Inquiry as to what the plans are for making money today or in the near future. If there's opportunity,the lick reads good. However,if the lick reads bad,there may not be much chance of making money pertaining to the lick.

"Hey Padre,what's the lick read"? Or,"the lick reads good,come holla at me".

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erm… what the flip

when something weird just happened

i just blew up a hospital!

erm… what the flip

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whats his face

1. Used by friends to define the new guy
2. Girls use this term to define each others new boyfriends because girl is a slut
3. A boy who is easily forgotten

1. George, get whats his face
2. Mary that whore is going out with whats his face
3. Hey! Its whats his face

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What's shakin', Bacon?

A form of greeting, inviting the recipient to respond, in kind

Amber: What's shakin', Bacon?
Mace: Nothing much, stay in touch.

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Mmm what the fuck

When something weird is around you, you use the phrase "mmm what the fuck"

-man walks naked in the solarium-

friend looks at friend and says "mmm what the fuck"

-a bull walks into a bar and orders a scotch-
friend looks at friend and says "mmm what the fuck"

-your friend is high and starts speaking in a british accent-
friend is trippin' in the background and your other friend is saying "mmm what the fuck"

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That's What I Said

Used as a substitute for that's what she said/that's what he said in certain instances:

1. You are alone, talking to yourself, and realize no one else is around to say "that's what s/he said" but it's such a good one you can't pass it up.

2. You are trying to seriously flirt and the other person is trying to be respectful/appropriate/otherwise no fun.

3. You are making fun of your own whorish tendencies to cheer someone up.

1. Having just returned from a great workout you proclaim to yourself, "That was long, rough, and I will probably be sore tomorrow but it was worth it!"
After realizing no one is around to take advantage of this opportunity, you can't help but hesitantly say, "That's what I said...?"

2. Person A making appropriate conversation about something: "It's pretty hard but I like a challenge."
Person B in overly sexual tone: "That's what I said."

3. Someone in your group of close friends is in some real trouble and exclaims: "Fuck me!"
You: "That's what I said!"
Your friend: "Hahaha, that is a true story you ARE slutty...laughing makes me feel so much better about how screwed I am!"

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what she said

Used in forums or similar areas to say that you agree with what the person you're quoting said. Similar to "MTE (My thoughts exactly)" or "I couldn't have said it more eloquently myself" or, more colloquially, "This" - or "ditto", "+1", "seconded", etc.

Stephanie: "I just totally blew that history test! My life is in ruins!"
Denise: "Come on, don't worry so much about it. You know your stuff, and anyway, it's only like 5% of your grade."
Jen: "Yeah, what she said."

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