3$ car wash

When you realize that you did not wipe so great last time you used the bathroom and you have itchy ass syndrome. And since you are at work you give it a courtesy wipe to relieve some of the damage until you can take a shower.

Hey man why are you walking funny?

Oh yeah sorry, my ass is a little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car wash.

This is why she left you bro

Bring the car around

Used when somebody has had too much of a good time, too drunk or over indulged to a point where they are not able to carry on enjoying the party/event/festivities. Coined by Frank Nugent.

He’s smashed. Bring the car around fellas, he’s done

Car-Nibalisim

When a car eats a car:
You can often see car-nibalisim at car dumps

car: *eats car*
OH SHIT HE'S COMMITING CAR-NIBALISIM

drive your car into my garage

So, drive your car into my garage means slide that throbbing cock into my hot, wet love tunnel (vagina).

I’m so horny and I need you to drive your car into my garage, otherwise, I will burst. NOW! Peddle to the metal!

tiny cars

A superior race of automobiles from te future.
They go brrrmmm brrrmm.... and cast fear into all who see them.

1: Hey, look..a tiny car
2: Shut up, you balloonadoo!
1: What does that mean?
2: No... if you want to know that, searc it at the stop, ASS HAT.
1: ok
ok ok ok ok ok calm clam. Tiny cars are cool
2: Yeah I know, so?
1: im... just..saying y'know.. they're cool.

$%£$%^£%$%: IM HERE FOR NO REASON

1: GO AWAY
%$£%£$%$"£: NO
2: YES
%%$£%£$^$^%£^^$^$: IM HIS FRIEND
4: WHOARE YOU?
2: I DONT KNOW, WHO ARE YOU?
$"%£$"%$^^$%^%$634u89t748957578976795795: CAPS LOCK IS COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Car princess

When you brother is annoyed since he didn’t get to ride in a car so he gets annoyed

Kenald

Kieran is a car princess

3$cars

A very good rust player, who is a beamer. 3$cars on top! all my homies hate scripters

3$cars is a big namer did you hear about him?