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Stands for life of a fat ass. used in situations where you feel very obese. pronounced low-fuh
dude I just ate 3 cakes I'm such a L. O. F. A.
1. A "Texto-motive" is what a "Chain texter" drives to and from here and there. They THINK it is just another mobile device to be used to get a signal for texting. It is really a car, a truck, an SUV, a Semi, a Humvee, whatever... But they are so much of a text addict that they think of it as only another place to text.
2. "Text-o-mobiles" are the equivalent to a text-o-motive vehicle.
1. Man! If you paid as much attention to your driving as you do to your darn phone, your points wouldnt cost you so much per car insurance payment, b/c you wouldnt have so many accidents - you "Text addict'!
2. The lady in the left lane sat there FOREVER when there was a green arrow, no matter how much people were honking at her; she thought she owned a "Text-o-motive", or something. How annoying! My wife wanted to get out and give her a proper beat down!
a stunt between harry styles and olivia wilde to cover harry styles’ and louis tomlinsons’ loving beautiful talented incredible strong relationship.
harry styles and olivia wilde are friends. olivia is still happily married to jason.
though harry styles has said nothing on the situation, people continue to believe in the stunt whole-heartedly. *laughs*
“bro did you see the new pap pics of harry and olivia for the h + o stunt??? pls it’s so funny i’m screaming how does ANYONE believe this ahhdjdhidhsksjhsk”
The unpleasant smell of butthole the permeates the air for mere seconds when a chick is on top, sometimes resulting in loss of erection.
"Ah, my girlfriend was boucing on my cock last night and I got a whiff o' anus, totally ruined my boner, does she wipe?"
"I refuse to let her ride the rod after she has a hearty meal, I always catch a whiff o' anus and can sometimes detect what she had for dinner."
Refers to a hash smoking device, crafted out of a 16 oz to-go coffee cup(with lid). To build one, simply cut a hole in the bottom of the coffee cup, big enough so that your car's cigarette lighter can slip in. Light the cigarette lighter and let it heat up, when it pops, drop a little piece of hash on the hot part, slip it under the cup, and sip from the top of the cup like you normally would. The hash vaporizes and it doesn't even smell like weed in the car after, it smells like flowers! And if you get pulled over, all you have is a cigarette lighter and a coffee cup.
Person 1: Let's go to the city!
Person 2: But I want to smoke weed!
Person 1: Don't worry, I have hash, we can have a Cup o' Chronic on the way there.
the act of gettin cutt all night, agressivly, and repeatedly.
Dam... it was a bang o' rama with dat bitch last night... she a freak... i wasnt fuckin her, she was fuckin me!!!
That moment during a meeting where everyone has been there for so long that people get loopy and off-topic, and nothing productive is going on. Especially applicable to meetings that go late into the night.
Person A: Dude, we are getting nothing done right now.
Person B: It passed butts o' clock a long time ago, trust me.