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When you are so damn bored you type every single typeble letter in a portuguese chromebook keyboard
(please end my suffering i'm so fucking bored i dont have anything better to do)
Friend 1: Yo bro what you doin?
Friend 2: "'!1¹@2²#3³$4£%5¢¬&7*8(9)0_-=§˛q/w?e°rtyuiopª{asdfghjklç}º|\zxcvbnm<,>.:;─·ŧħ®ŋ°đ“þø→↓←ŧ«æß»ð©đ“ŋ”ħnĸł´̣̣
Friend 1: Did you just have a fucking stroke
Slang for trying to finger bang a girl with all 5 of your toes into her 1 vagina hole.
Hey Sara, how’s that UTI?
“Turns out it was athletes foot from that shoeless par 5 with Xavier!”
the act in which a disgusting male or female inserts one finger, then two, and then a whole fist into the vaginal canal giving the woman a weird pleasure in her sleep because she was so drunk she didn't know what was occurring.
I can't walk today, I think someone gave me a 1, 2, 5 last night!
Remember kids, make sure your class doesnt turn out like a 5-E
Similar to doing something 24/7, but with a full 8 hour sleep and a weekend off
1: Man I be on that grind 16/5
2: Don’t you mean 24/7?
1: Nah bro, self care and healthy lifestyle is important
Shopping for any high-end or opulent brand that has five letters in the name. Such as Gucci, Fendi (Roma), Dolce (and Gabbana) , Prada, Louie (Vuitton), Saint (Laurent), David (Yurman), Coach or any other high-end 'five-letter' brand, which originated from the award-winning novel Gypsy Lane: A Love Drama.
I'm heading down to the fashion district to do a little five-letter shopping.
Hopefully I can do some 5-letter shopping at the outlets, so I can ball on a budget.
I just came back from King of Prussia mall, doing some five-letter shopping.
If he's really a baller, tell him to take you five-letter shopping.
When you know exactly what you are supposed to do, but still fuck it up anyway.
Person 1: Are you sure you got all of them?
Person 2: Yeah, they all say immune.
Person 1: No they don't you missed one, that's a dark 5 moment bro.
Person 2: Go Fuck yourself.