Alex is a idiot who has a iq of 6 he baths in a kitchen sink. He loves men like he loves long planks of wook
Hot chick:I wonder how alex did in the test
Sexy ass mover fuker: I bet he did ass.
Alex: I got 1 mark
Sexy ass mother fuggr: what did you get right
Alex: I spelt my name half right
Teacher: I think you have down syndrome.
Alex: inr. I did so good on the test
the cutest and hottest guy ever. Alex is outgoing, too funny that makes u laugh ur ass off, he’s has a smile that makes u have butterflies in your stomach, especially those dimples. he also is amazing at football and basketball. he often does that flicking hair thing which IS SO fucking hot. he’s also knows how to get girls.
Madison: Have you seen alex play football?
Me: I did and he’s is so hot, right?
Madison: Exactly.
Alex is a really rude person and thinks very highly of himself and thinks he better than me everyone even though he’s not and is usually blond
Person 1 he hurt my feelings
Person 2 he’s probably an Alex
a kid who has no personality who loves ai for some reason, has the biggest gyatt in the universe, you cannot walk in front of him without him running in front of you with his jiggling ass, he will take over the world
Alex is the type of person who would dress up as a monster to scare you just because you said you’re utterly scared of monsters. you could also call someone alex is they behave the same way <3
A 19 year old pervert-creep twink who enjoys being a pervert and also gay. Also Anakin Skywalker and schizophrenic
Kate: Woah, have you heard of Alex?
Hannah: Yeah, I heard he brought peace, justice, freedom, and security to the empire.