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A website which helps users find out if an alleged sex offender was a part of their favourite film or TV show.
"I was going to start watching House of Cards but I looked it up on The Rotten Apples and apparently Kevin Spacey is a paedophile."
Where you wake up the next morning, and your significant other forgot to wipe the night before your anal tickling with your bald head.
"Dude, why does it look like a poop emoji on your head?"
"She gave me an Apple Valley Steamer last night, man."
A term for a cougar on a downward slope (losing looks, allure money, attitude, confidence, etc.).
"Did you see Sheila last night? She used to be such a cougar, but damn that apple is browning. Fast."
"Oh, she's so sad. Clearly she doesn't realize she's a browning apple."
If u know u know
“Whatchu know ab the Apple pie prank if 2022” “oh it’s the Apple pie prank
Something your math teacher replies with when you give them a dry number as your answer.
Teacher: What's 7x7?
Student: 49
Teacher: 49 what? apples? bananas?
Student: ...
1👍 1👎
one! after that, it's not empty anymore
Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*
When one applies some kind of powder to their testicles.
The bald man pulled a 'sugared apple' on stream and got banned.