Today is a day. Do not forget that today is a day
Friend 1: Today is a day brodie!
Friend 2: Of course I know that its April 7th
Only the most sexiest, loud, energetic, and awesome people are born on this date. (can be caught dancing out of nowhere)
Wow, She’s so sexy I bet she was born on April 7th!
The 20th of april is national 'give your 186cm curly haired friend a piece of gum' day!!
make sure to give any of your friends who are spefically 186cm and who have curly hair, a piece of gum :D
omg wait! It's the 20th of April!!! Let me give my 186cm curly haired friend a piece of gum
National Aoife Backed away day
The 16th of April
“Hey did you hear today is national Aoife backed away day”
“Oh really? Cool”
The 16th of April, The day Aoife Backed away from a kiss and embarrassed her boyfriend
On April 23rd send your significant other some spicy pics
Hey babe it's April 23 - national send spicy pics day, so where are my spicy pics at?
When it's April you have to fuck/eat the ass of your gf.
Person 1: Fuck my pussy
Person 2: No it's gotta be the ass.
Person 1: Y
Person 2: bc it's eat ass April