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When your friend poops in your girlfriends ear so you put your dick in it so it comes out the other ear. While it oozes out you catch it in a cup and mix it with pee and eat it. After that you kiss your girlfriend while you have bits of poop in your teeth and make her eat it
I I practice cleaning the blow hole with my dad on the weekends.
Tricking a Pfizer Employee into spilling company secrets thinking he will get a blow job
Employees : DO Not Fall for the whistle blow job, reporters are trying to get our secrets
When a girl snorts cocaine off of a man's erect penis and then proceeds to give him a blow job.
"Yo man, that Delta Nu gave me a snow 'n blow last night. It was sick." - random frat boy
A blow cakes is when ur cooking pancakes when ur getting a blow jay froM ur gf:)
Dam son I was gettin a blow cakes the other day and it was amazing!!
When a man has the pleasure of receiving oral sex while enjoying some General Tso’s chicken at the same time.
It’s been a long weekend. I could really go for a General Blow right about now.
1-when a lie backfired terribly on someone
2-when a compass tells the opposite direction
i told katie what happened the other day and i had the worst yellow blow