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When an Asian person hypnotized the apple. They put salt on it.
Person 1, ewww what’s on those apples?
Asian person, SALT!! YUMMY
Person 1, are those salty apples?
Aisan person,YESSSS
If you are a girl you have pancakes and apples which means you have small round things on your chest. If you have pacakes you have flat ones.
Girl, you sure do have pancakes and apples.
Someone who praises apple for everything even though it is obviously a shit move
Normal person: Hey those mac pro wheels look nice do they come in the box with the $20,000 mac pro?
Apple extremists: No why would you think that they are an extra $100 obviously
a girl that is very pretty and has a nice taste of music but the whole opposite when it comes to clothes but she has a chill vibe and it’s pretty easy to catch feelings for her
damnnn you see Madison Apple she bad bro you lucky you had her
The span of time in which one consumes apples and apple-related products.
Fella 1: "Dude, it's apple Time."
Fella 2: *fist bump*
Fella 3: "If you say apple time one more time you're out of my class"
Fella 1: "Apple time"
Fella 3 ascends into heaven
The moment of Apple product is not working right after warranty off...
technician: How can I help you?
you: Apple Time!!!!
technician: oh! hell yeah.
The iconic '9:42 AM' shown in many Apple devices as the system's time.
Mickey Hey, Mallory, what time is it?
Mallory: It's Apple time, Mickey, 9:42 AM.