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David Williams

David Williams is a very muscular sport teacher in whitmore high school. He goes by the name Dolph due to his squashed up nose and close resemblance to the rocky character. Dolph specialises in showing off his calf muscles and doing dead lifts in front of year 7s. He is often found roaming around the school car park in shorts while he shoes off how hard he is by wearing shorts in the snow. Dolph especially loves shagging his students' nan. Dolph would never miss an opportunity to exercise his calves.

David Williams has massive fucking calves

by Whitmore is shit September 8, 2020


David Grigg

A David Grigg is the raddest fucking dude alive. Men want to be him, women want to be with him. No situation is so good that adding a David Grigg won't make it better. They are the epitome of cool but also have a sweet side as a kicker.

Jacko called in sick for work so he could help me move house. And he turned up with a slab so we could sink a few in the new joint to christen it. Hes such a David Grigg

by Bazza the Blacksmith March 24, 2021


Do a David Cox

Shit myself whilst out running

I’m just popping out for a jog. Hope I don’t do a David Cox. Save me some Pampers.

by Sallad Nhoj March 15, 2024


jon david covert

Sex god
He has a 6FT penis and all the lady's love him...
HES SO DREAMY...

Oh my god his penis is like 6FT
john david covert can please the lady's
jon david covert is so hot.

by definerlolz November 24, 2013


david george law

A Genuine Guy Who Has A Heart Of Gold And Loves Like He Hasn't Been Hurt And Lives Every Day As Though Its Heaven On Earth..

Oh That Mans Awesome.. He's Such A David George Law

by Dinkii23 March 14, 2017


David off

Is the same as "Jack off"/"Jacking off", but in a more elegant way with long hair and shaved legs.

A guy named David: I beg my pardon. Do you have any idea where I can find a facial cleanser set for lighter skins?

Some other Dude: Can you David off please.

by Quickbrother August 21, 2019


David Sosa

A Peruvian man who has an addiction to the Wii U, more specifically Nintendo TVii. Also known as the "code deleter".

David Sosa try not to say vino challenge: failed

by funnyinternetuser927 May 30, 2023