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Facebook friend snare

When you receive a Facebook friend request from someone who you would rather not be friends with for whatever reason feel obligated to accept, you have been Facebook friend snared.

Crap! I have been Facebook friend snared! I don't like Lisa very much and she has sent me a friend request. I'd ignore it but we have so many friends in common that it would be awkward to ignore her request so I accepted it.

by CLS CU April 7, 2010

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facebook creeped out

a feeling.
what you feel when too much information is displayed on facebook
what you feel when you are being facebook stalked or harassed.

Grandma just posted a baby picture on my wall and now I'm facebook creeped out.

by Gilmore Peace August 5, 2010

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Facebook Always Offline

When a person always puts themself offline because they don't want others to know how much time they really spend on Facebook looking at all your friends, friend requesting your friends, the first to comment on a post, reading others posts.

Facebook Always Offline- they show offline but you just posted a comment and 5 seconds later your post has a thumbs up by them! All the time!!!

by greekgrl March 9, 2012

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Facebook Stalker Regret

Usually occurring after an individual has procrastinated some important work/school project, and decided to stalk a friend, acquaintance or coworker to the point that they have seen so much that they regret clicking on the profile on the first place. The stalker may be regretful for a number of reasons, including but not limited to the following:

1. Finding details about someone you never wanted to find
2. Feeling pathetic for having spent half an hour researching someone you don't know and don't care about
3. Feeling jealous of someone whose life you perceive (from Facebook) to be better than yours

"I found this guy on okCupid but before we met I found him on Facebook and know he likes Grey's Anatomy, Candy Crush, and the Communist party. He took a beach trip to Mexico in '09 with his brother Chris. Now I'm afraid to meet him because I'm afraid I'm gonna let something slip and he'll think I'm a total stalker."
"Sounds like you're experiencing Facebook Stalker Regret."

by SophiaChicken October 9, 2013

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Facebook Double talking

when two friends are one the phone with each other and one posts a new status and the other one comments while they are on the phone together. They know what each other is going to comment before they comment.

Ronnie and Riley are facebook double talking.

by DoubleFaces333 June 1, 2011

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Facebook mom group

A term to recognize a group of entitled middle aged women who think that the world revolves around them. IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT, KAREN.

I saw a facebook mom group today!

by l a w n m o w e r November 8, 2020

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Facebook Stalking Game

A game on facebook where one person selects 2 victims. He then starts stalking them. Examples would be: Commenting and liking on all statuses, Commenting on pictures, sending texts and messages having to due with their latest status. The game is ended when one person mentions them being "stalked" to the person directly.

Im going to play the Facebook Stalking Game right now

by myfdsfjkdfsd January 2, 2011

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