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A Gentleman Doesn't Kiss And Tell

A play on the idiom "kiss and tell": "Kiss and Tell" implies a betrayal of confidence, typically (but not necessarily) when referring to an encounter of a sexual nature. While the phrase "A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell" was originally intended to end a conversation by making it clear that details will not be shared, it can also be used to infer that a sexual encounter actually occurred.

1) He honestly 'kissed' the girl, then later implied that he did by saying "a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell"... making him a sleezebag and not a gentleman.

2) He didn't 'kiss' the girl, then later implied the he did... making him both dishonest and insecure.

3) He did/didn't 'kiss' the girl but does not want to appear to be a sleezebag and wants to respect her privacy.

1)
Tom: So, did you fuck her last night?

Max: A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell *wink*

2)
Tom: So, did you fuck her last night?

Virgin Max: A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell...

3)

Tom: So, did you fuck her last night?

Max: Don't ask me about it Tom. A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.

by Marauder91 January 18, 2016

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kiss the Don's ring, or die

(A phrase from Mario Puzo's The Godfather ) meaning: respect my authority, or else...suffer the negative consequences.

Mother: I refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic, now, kiss the Don's ring, or die trying. Adam, go do your homework.

Adam:get of my planet, at least for now, ill do my homework later.

Mother: okay, but, lol, I'm cutting off your allowance if you don't do your homework at all.

Adam: got that.

by Sexydimma May 3, 2014

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Kiss your ass goodbye

It means that you're fucked beyond the point of return

Know how to use kiss your ass goodbye. when you need to use it
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Or call 1-800 kiss your ass goodbye.
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by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 November 26, 2020


Kiss your girlfriend day

On this day you can make out, kiss or even take it further with your girlfriend

Rodrigo: hey did you know that November 13th is National Kiss your girlfriend day!

Jonathan: REALLY imma go make out with her right now

by bigpussyeater November 13, 2019


Kansas City Kiss of Death

When you take a deep draw from a Lucky Strike or other unfiltered cigarette while eating a girl out and forcefully exhale the smoke into her vagina, then inhale the resulting smoky queef, and blow it into her mouth whilst French kissing.

"I gave my grandma the Kansas City Kiss of Death last night."

by General Asshat July 13, 2017


National kiss a wrestler day

On November 2, it’s your day to go kiss a wrestler ;)

Hey wrestler, it’s national kiss a wrestler daywant to kiss ;)
Go kiss a wrestler!!! :)

by Wackkkkkk October 24, 2019


kissy kiss lil miss

victor showing compassion towards his love, ilinca. when the kissy' involved, no missing takes place. just miss ilinca - that's all there is

- tryna link up with u, kissy kiss lil miss
- binesikaa! pe 30?

by BLITZZBB September 5, 2022