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To request a break from an mmorpg to take a leak
"OMG you guys, I need a 5 minute pause-o-potty before we start this boss"
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An Ignorant Operator of a computer. See id10t
Meant to be confused with the more traditional Input-Output Error
Tech to the person who doesn't have a clue about computers but insists in sitting at a keyboard anyway.
" the reason the computer couldn't do that was an I/O Error"
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Stands for life of a fat ass. used in situations where you feel very obese. pronounced low-fuh
dude I just ate 3 cakes I'm such a L. O. F. A.
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1. A "Texto-motive" is what a "Chain texter" drives to and from here and there. They THINK it is just another mobile device to be used to get a signal for texting. It is really a car, a truck, an SUV, a Semi, a Humvee, whatever... But they are so much of a text addict that they think of it as only another place to text.
2. "Text-o-mobiles" are the equivalent to a text-o-motive vehicle.
1. Man! If you paid as much attention to your driving as you do to your darn phone, your points wouldnt cost you so much per car insurance payment, b/c you wouldnt have so many accidents - you "Text addict'!
2. The lady in the left lane sat there FOREVER when there was a green arrow, no matter how much people were honking at her; she thought she owned a "Text-o-motive", or something. How annoying! My wife wanted to get out and give her a proper beat down!
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When someone is a gay slut and you want to let them know, be sure to call the a queer-o-whore. Someone who is given this name has to be gay and hungry for man/woman that he/she even hits on straight people.
Andrew: " man ur such a queer-o-whore, did u suck 10 miles of dick today u gay slut?"
Kyle: " but i'm not even gay"
Andrew: "I dont give a shit kyle!"
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A self-congratulatory body of bombast and bloviation passed off as autobiographies and especially designed for class reunion books and websites. Also known as arrant bullshit.
After earning my second PhD (magna cum laud), I married the love of my life and bought Andrew Carnegie's old summer house where we raised our two Harvard-bound children. The medallion from my Nobel Prize hangs above the fireplace right next to the Presidential Citation for meritorious . . .
I'm going to publish the history of my life in the Brag-o-sphere, where all you peasants can read about your betters.
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That moment during a meeting where everyone has been there for so long that people get loopy and off-topic, and nothing productive is going on. Especially applicable to meetings that go late into the night.
Person A: Dude, we are getting nothing done right now.
Person B: It passed butts o' clock a long time ago, trust me.
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