I will hit you with a metal pole

I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.

The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:

Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.

Hit the Christ

To ‘Hit the Christ’ is to fuck shit up, regardless of activity. One can hit the Christ while running, playing fortnite, reading, etc.

I’m off work, you want to hit the Christ?
Fucken rights bud

Who’s hitting the Christ tonight?
The whole crew brah

Foe Hit

Not a complete hit of Marijuana

Bruce is a pussy he just took a foe hit

Shit-hit

When you smoke a hit of marijuana while taking a shit.

Gerry was tryna get baked but he also had to take a massive shit, so he took a shit-hit to save time.

hit that hooda

To smoke a crack pipe

I seen my uncle tony hit that hooda

Ho-hit

A little, tiny, scrappy dope hit.

Come on man, just give me a little ho-hit... I'll suck your dick.

Hitting it green

to smoke week.

Me and my friends are hitting it green tomorrow.