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when a bicycle part violates your posterior. (usually a seat, which may have become loose. most likely occurs during a bike crash)
I got raped by Gary Fisher when I crashed my bike and the handle bar went up my ass. OOPS.
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The obscene amount of money you spend on crap while waiting 20 minutes for a prescription you should have called in.
"Nose hair clippers for my dog. Genius!" Ahem, you were just victim to Drug Store Rape.
"Anything 'as advertised on tv'."
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The process in which a flash drive is forcibly inserted and removed from a usb port without consent from the owner of said flash drive. This may result in the loss of files on your flash drive, a virus, or in the rare occasion a std.
Dude all my files are gone!
Damn, you must've gotten flash drive raped.
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A word you can shout out at random and it's funny because it rhymes! It works well with "Ring Sting". A very good way to amuse friends
Danny: DUDE
Sam: What?
Danny: ANAL RAPE CELLOTAPE
Sam: HAHAHA DUDE THATS SO FUNNY!
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If you are in prision and you drop you soap and you bend down to pick it up you are in the ass rape position.And are in danger of being ass raped. So if you are in prision do not pick up your soap.
John learned the hard way about the ass rape position.
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The act of forcibly sodomising someone without any form of lubrication.
Like when you pick your car up from the garage and the bill is way bigger than you expected it to be and they lay some yap on you about there being more wrong with it than they thought and the labour charge is fifty quid an hour and there's nothing you can do about it but pay up and drive off and then you realise that the damn rattle is still there and they've not fixed it at all.
That's what dry anal rape feels like. Probably.
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ATMs with outrageous fees. Usually worse at an events such as a concerts or games.
Dude - will you stop somewhere I need to get cash before the concert.
They have ATMS at the concert.
Yeah - but they're rape me ATM's.
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