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If you find a girl under 18 years old alone outside, you can claim it. You will then own her.
(But think before to do that, you would need to feed her and more...)
Guy 1 : Hey look ! There is a girl alone there !
Guy 2 : Rule 483 ! It's mine !
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when food falls to the ground from your mouth/hand/counter/etc if its down for less than 5 seconds its still okay to eat any longer and it is trash
I was eating my cookie,tripped,dropped it on the floor,but it was down for a second,and was still eatable.
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Any food that has fallen on the ground is allowed a maximum of 5 seconds before it is left as trash.
Well...I picked up this banana before it was on the ground for longer than 5 seconds. That's the 5 second rule.
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Gay will not be tolerated.
Bruce Jenner: Look I'm a girl because feelings > facts
Our Lord and Savior Ben Shapiro: Rule 100 of the internet libtard
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snitches get stiches
don't snitch on any one not even you enemy you'll get fucked up
anyone who told on someone and got fucked up it's cause they didn't listen to the RULE OF DA STREET
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Rule 1. Don't wear your heart on your sleeve.
Rule 2. Make guidelines
Rule 3. Don't be afraid to run away.
Rule 4. Don't be clingy.
Rule 5. When he is in the wrong, never forgive easily.
Rule 6. Make him work for all it's worth.
Rule 7. If found unfaithful, let go of the bastard.
Rule 8. First 7 days of greasing, is crucial.
Rule 9. Friends come first.
Rule 10. Love cautiously, always ready for heartbreak.
girl loves boy but doesnt know the Love's simpliest rules.
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A rule of dating that educated thirtysomething singles resort to after growing tired of dating hairdressers and waitresses who are for the most part uneducated. The rule states that in order for you to date her, she must have two college degrees. Of course, this only applies to dating. Random hookups with the uneducated are still allowed when the rule is invoked.
Guy 1: That waitress chick you hooked up with last night at waffles-r-us was a hottie. You should date her.
Guy 2: No way, Two-Degree Rule dude. Cosmetology school ain't one of them.
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