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A person (usually a female) that has atleast 80% of the artist/band's music before it actually comes out and knows 95% of they're lyrics. Sexual activities may also be included in the acts of a groupie but this is not required to be a groupie hoe.
Pretty self explanitory what a groupie hoe is.
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the ugly skank usually found hanging with or by the motocross "bros". she usually has two-tone hair and looks like an orange.
tries to hang with the crew but always gets screwed in the end.
girl one-"omg shes such a bro hoe"
girl two-"yeah but i wouldn't mind being his bro hoe"
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Wow did you see that bottle of valtrex, what a shit hoe!
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an ailment that comes from exposure to many hoes or too much of one hoe over a short period of time; a hoe related illness resulting in tightness in the chest and persistent wheezing and coughing
My man Jon caught the hoe cough after takin' his hoe to Jamaica for the week and goin' buck wild.
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Kenneth MiddleSkin Montgomery
"I heard he be havin hoes"
"Aw, you mean Kenneth?"
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Drop off a woman after a date without walking her to her door.
"I hoe dropped that chick last night after an awful date"
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When a chick gives you a monster STD, and when you find out, you go home and laser zap your entire bone-zone with the lava-hot eye beams you bought from the classifieds, making your balls scalding hot to the touch. Then you go to see said chick for another mission, and instead of making sweet love to her, you dick scorch her VD-WMD to smithereens. Then you pull a fire extinguisher out of your bag, and empty it's contents out the window just before laser-eye-beaming it to hell-temperature, and tossing the cannister on her stomach.
You know TyRhonda from Shotgun hood? Yea, well, I hit that with no medical insurance. So anyway, I called her back and totally made sure to superman that hoe for ruining my balls.
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