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An Alex is someone that seems too stupid to manipulate anyone yet uses girls and friends until he gets bored. Will say anything to get what he wants (usually sex) and is overall a first class disappointment. Has no emotional intelligence due to the fact he was never loved as a child.
“Had sex with an Alex last night... he finished first and then left...”
Not a guy, a fucking girl who is definitely 100 percent not innocent. She's not chill alot of the time but is still there when you need her. She will always tone it back when needed and is a good friend.
Alex:"bubblegum"
Alex, derived from the ancient Greek "Alexander," is often connected with historical figures like Alexander the Great, Alexander Graham Bell, Alexander McQueen. But in reality he is a human shit stain. As any friend of an Alex knows, you'd be better off being friends with an actual shit stain than an Alex. He is selfish, boring, and very often sociopathic. Alex's are also prone to be extremely short, often with unkempt hair. You'd be forgiven for seeing an Alex and assuming they are homeless — very often they are simply just being an Alex.
"Oh, jesus fuck. Alex just got here. I think I need to leave right now."
"I just started a new job, and my boss's name is Alex. I can tell this was a bad decision."
Hello class! Today we are gonna finger paint
Kid named finger(Alex):
5’11” in 8th Grade (Getting Taller)
Huge muscles (also Known as Big Al)
Does not like his friends GF’s (could bag them)
Can posterice Greg (easily)
Once ate 20 donuts at one moment (1 sec)
Alex is one hot motherfucker!
pussy ass bitch. your father will end up blocking him on instagram.
A 10 year old boy in 2018 who loves anime
He hates any girl called olivia and florence and reece and tyler and dylan
He is such an alex