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To go shit in a toilet that border line clogs the toilet with the shit alone
I just blew out the bowl
I’m going to go empty my bowls, probably blow out the bowl
I’m blowing out the bowl
Family motto bequeathed to the Forest clan in Northumberland, of which spelling variations include: Forrester, Forester, Forrest, Forster, Foster, and Forrestor. Almost to a man, this clan consists of underachievers, slackers and halfwits.
The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:
- An experiment in artificial stupidity.
- Dumber than a box of hair.
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
- As smart as bait.
- Chimney's clogged.
- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.
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- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.
Then, at the top of the crest was our family motto. It reads:
"Hunter Blow Thy Horn"
Farting or blowing kisses from anus
He was blowing shitkisses that wreaked of Popcorn
National Scam children and blow up there house day is a day on october 1st where you get to legally scam kids and blow up there house with a 100000000000000000 gigabyte file
man: hey kid want free Robux
kid: yes!
*downloads 1000000 gigabyte file*
kid: wait why is my computer smoki
*BOOM*
man: happy National Scam children and blow up there house day
gives up; ceases attempt; abandons effort; throws in the towel
How long can a person tolerate this situation before he/she just blows it off ?
I blew my load on her head and ran. You mean you blow your load and go?
when someone doesn't have anything to say yet still talks
"She was so boring to talk to, all she did was blow bubbles the whole time."