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Canned whipped cream, Campbell's Soup
Everybody was served with a choice of pumpkin or pecan and now we celebrated the luxury of our meal with a pressurized portion of whipped cream...big Red and White Can...shaken for maximum output. Mom moved around the table..."Would you like some whipped cream? Would you? And you?"
Lately she's been picking fights, dropping hints and just last night
I caught a tear as she slipped off to sleep
She's not here but she's not gone
I guess she must be waiting on the kind of man I promised her I'd be
As any fool can see
She's gonna cross that line
She's got leaving on her mind
And it's too late but what keeps killing me
Is knowing I've been blind
As any fool can see
How long did I think she'd stand for me to be the kind of man
That came and went just as I dang well pleased
While she sits at home alone
with fears and feelings of her own
Lord knows goodbye would bring me to my knees
To have sex in an alley. Usually with a random stranger or sex worker.
I met a really cool dude at the bar, but he got so drunk we did a Detroit Trash Can instead of taking taking him home.
The hooker wanted me to pay extra for a motel room so I suggested a Detroit Trash Can and I saved 25 bucks.
1. it’s a can
2. american but without the meri (merry xd lol)
Hey, look it’s a can!
hlo ar u a can i am cndian
When someone has the outmost respect for what you’re saying and wants you to be comfortable. Usually used by someone who cares greatly about what is being discussed or at hand.
Person 1: I need some time to think over things, give me a bit before I respond.
Person 2: I can respect that, take your time.
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Ay yo dawg, wanna get some canned grass later?We gettin liiiiiitttt.
Slang for both fuck off and mind your own business