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Why is David so handsom, beautiful, successful, warrior, brave and sexy?
Because hes a TOP G from Romania
David is a man that would put peanut butter on his nuts and walk to the nearest animal shelter while his pants are still down
Person a: did you see the david here earlier.
Person b: yeah i did, i hope he got stopped before he reached the animal shelter.
the man with the biggest dick in his land, his penis is very large
Girl 1:"oh my god,is that BBD(BIG DICK DAVID)?"
Girl 2:"it must be nobodies penis in his size!"
If someone is rather short but muscular mean and smells like canned vegetables mixed with a little bit of chum that means they are a david
Hey looks father! That man is a david!
Cock sucking, ball licking, underdeveloped dwarf fucking, austistically verbally challenged retardant fuck
He plays waterpolo and and does dumb voices, he’s such a David.
Cock sucking, ball licking, underdeveloped dwarf fucking, austistically verbally challenged retardant fuck
He plays waterpolo, he’s such a David