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A rab indian who is a straight shiest. They are often found in packs in 7-11's, thrift stores, and dunkin doughnuts.
Clerk: Here is your vanilla ice cone.
Me: I asked for chocolate you Carpet Head.
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When a special someone with Sperm Child, starts growing pubes out their head rather than out of their crotch area. Although it looks like normal hair, it smells more and usually has a hidden wang poking out of it every once in a while. A blessing and a curse as brings magical pube-bending powers but causes you to become a dick. Including girls and women.
Jeez: Oh SNAP! Head pubies
OH: Quacky poo Quacky Poo DOO ME Hardels?
Jeez: Jeez Jizz, That my line, Jizzzy JIZZZy stop it! Obvious dick is obvious!
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an ageing brunette lady that has began greying in the pubic area
I conclude that you have been lying about your age miss. While you were sleeping last night I broke into your house. On inspecting you're quim I deduced that you are over 40 as you have a badgers head - Sherlock Holmes
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A VERY elongated head and very narrow. The best type of head; highest on the social heirarchy of heads. Recent mutations have resulted in retardation in these noble ancestors; however, and very few pure-blooded soaring heads still exist that are healthy. Able to fly.
The last time I saw a soaring head was in the Floating head/Sinking head War of 1389, when the Soaring heads were used to sky-dive deep into the water and pick off a drowning head or two. Since then, soaring heads have become rare, but strangely, many ACTION STARS seem to be nearly soaring heads. Interesting...
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anyone who's main focus in life is having or living up to "Swagg". They do everything they do because everyone else
around them is doing it. In a other words a CONFORMIST.
this jerkin crap is lame, a while ago these guys were bashin tight pants, they're just a bunch of Swagg Heads
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When a girl gets in a fight with her man and to settle it she unzips his pants and performs a very aggressive blow job.
Did you hear about Blake getting 'Rage Head' from Paige? Yeah he said they were fighting and then all of a sudden she unzips his pants and starts sucking on his cock.
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adj: A term used to describe someone with a head that is out of proportion with their body.
noun: A literal watermelon for a head, typically placed on a corpse by naughty teenagers.
Wow! My Grandma has a watermelon head! If I catch the degenerate that did this, I'll eat their ass!
Wow! My best friend sure had a watermelon head, its too bad the police blew half of it off cause he was black.
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