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found his lisa fast

To get ones woman fast

Damn, Josh found his Lisa fast

by pseudosu July 30, 2022


my mom says hi

When you tell your son to say hi to people he encounters.

Son: “Mom, please stop calling me. I am late for class”.

Mom: Sorry. Tell the professor mom says hi and that I’m sorry I made you late.

Mom after class: how did it go?

Son: the professor marked me late, but he says hi back.

Situation 2:

Son: “I gotta go, I’m next in line at the drive thru

Mom: “okay, sorry to bug you. Tell the drive thru mom says hi”.

Son: I will.

Son to drive thru speaker: I’ll take a #2 with a Dr Pepper, and my mom says hi.

Drive thru host: okay drive thru to the first window and say hello to your mom.

Son callls mom back: drive thru host says hello.

Situation 3:

Son: mom I have to go I’m headed to a game

Mom: tell everyone I say hi.

Son after game: Hi mom, everyone says hi back.

Mom: oh good!

by TheStrugglesReal September 24, 2023


jace idek his last name and idc

you are a SCAMMER. CANCELED CANCELED CANCELED. anyways this is a horrible very canceled person we must make sure to comment clown emojis on his instagram. also p.s im writing a book and he is brutally murdered my bad my bad anyways even though he is canceled his cousin is rlly nice so we love her🥰🥰🥰🥰 anyways yes bye bye SLAYEEDDD THATT

jace idek his last name and idc is canceled.

by V4g!na<3 February 27, 2022


Choking On His/Her Corn

Excessive vomiting after a night of extreme drinking, prior to which you ate a big meal.

After last nights party Becka spent an hour choking on his/her corn.

by Hera Rose September 8, 2014


His name is Mozart.

his name is mozart as you see

Bloodlust:Look! Its him!

Christopher:What's his name?

Bloodlust:His name is Mozart.

by blue1178real March 19, 2023


Hi my name is mostafa what is your name you dumbass

Hahaha

Hi my name is mostafa what is your name you dumbass

by June 10, 2022


A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020