God has many names but his most famous is Garfield

all hail the lord of darkness

i sure do love to get my reality ripped apart by the lord of darkness God has many names but his most famous is Garfield

hi hi hiigigigihihihi

You’re probably my shit best friend on crack

G: hey

E: why the fuck is your username hi hi hiigigigihihihi

Egg His Father ™

Verb; The act of egging one’s father/ Internet sensation

“EHF?”
“What’s EHF?”
“Where have you been? Egg his father ™!”

Hi Diego

A Guy with a therapist.

Let's start with you. What's your name?
My name is Diego.
Hi Diego (everyone, Hi Diego)
Tell us the last time you felt anxious or uncomfortable?
About Five seconds ago
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Oh His Dobby

Abbreviated to OHD. A synonym for OMG. Best used in Harry Potter references, but works at any time. Oh My Dobby works as well.

OH HIS DOBBY!!! THE NEW HARRY POTTER MOVIE IS EPIC!!!

Hi-lo

The term hi-lo is used in the situation in which one refers to the future as a type of “present tense”. For example, if someone says “On the hi-lo, gimme a drink right now”, this would mean that they are asking for a drink immediately when the time comes in a little bit. In other words, the person saying “On the hi-lo” is making a hypothetical situation where the future, or “ln a bit”, is the present, and they are referring their requests to it.

Well, I already explained how it is used in the definition, so just look there. Anyways, soon after reading this, on the hi-lo, read the definition right now.

turn his lights on

Fuck him/her

she looks at him lustfully thinking of how she could turn his lights on