directional hitting

pussies who cant use zone hitting because the only thing they play is exhibition games

i only use directional hitting

I will hit you with a metal pole

I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.

The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:

Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.

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hit the frog

typical lax bro move - to pose for a photo dropping the side of one's mouth. often coupled with a lifted index finger referring to their recent club lacrosse conference championship.

"Did you see Sam's frog in his recent insta post?"
"Yeah bro he hit the frog right on it's head! Got me psyched!"

hit spick spackle

balls

"poop"

*gets mad*

*laughs*

"im gonna hit spick spackle to fuck out of you in a sec bitch"

*gets scared, runs away lickety split*

carb hit

A carb hit is when you take a resin hit out of the carb and not the bowl.

Tom: I just took a fat carb hit

Critical Hit

Overwatch cheat. $10 a day. Insane.

Bro their Widowmaker is cheating! She's using Critical Hit!

Hit your face

Football term of getting into the top of a pushup position

HIT YOUR FACE!!!!!! o MY goooood

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