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n. The sensation of angina one feels when consuming ice cream too quickly.
I ate my sundae so voraciously that I started getting chest pains but I knew it was just an ice cream heart attack.
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To be misinformed by a person for their own amusement, often resulting in you looking foolish. Often used by cockney wideboys from Dagenham.
Bob - "Geezer, I got that Belvin's phone number and I'm going on a date with her."
Marc - "Really? oh man she's so hot!"
Bob - "Nah mate, not really - I'm taking you for an ice cream!"
Marc - "Oh geezer, that is not jungle!"
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A negative response to a request or complaint about not having something. Just because someone wants it doesn’t mean they’re going to get it. If someone says this to you, you are definitely not getting it.
Kid: But mom I really want a new iPhone!
Mom: People in hell want ice water.
it is the only spell that can banish the ice baby from this world.
ice baby: exists
me: I hate you ice baby
ice baby:
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something that women do to piss men off when they need ice.
Women: I am turning off the ice maker
Man: WTF?!?
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This is the same as the regular soft serve definition but with a different twist. After you poo in their mouth you ejaculate on the poo and then mix it or twirl it with your penis.
I don't know why but my girlfriend keeps coming back for my soft serve twist ice cream.
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When a man places his balls on an ice tray for 30 seconds and then places his ball sac on another persons face and/or mouth. This maneuver can be performed to a willing participant or preferably to someone who is sleeping or passed out.
Yo if this bitch dont get her shit straight im gona have to long island ice tea bag her.
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