Old person, a geezer. A Geriatric who no longer can control their bowels
Sorry I took so long, The line up at the bank was full of Pant-Shitters taking their sweet time.
Something that’s probably off of you at 3am.
Or what you take off during sex
A: Your pants are ass
B: look at YOUR pants
When you fart and some pudding accidently comes out. Causing a nice serving of pant pudding to sit in your pants.
Oops!! Does anyone want a fresh serving of pant pudding?
the swaggiest of people
having too much swag
lilly was a major swaggy pants for having too much swag.
A hole located on a piece of clothing on or above the thigh, allowing a female to alert other males that she is easy access for a good time.
I think ill wear my Slag pants tonight just to make sure.
To have orgies in a large pair of pants. Min. of 4 people.
Number 1 rule: "Just because my head isn't in there, doesn't mean you ignore me."
Number 2 rule: "No cabbage."
Number 3 rule: "Bring your own booze."
Number 4 rule: "Rules 2 and 3 were distractions. You're now pregnant."
Number 5 rule: Two people per pants leg until the pants come off then its a free for all.
Pants orgies is serious shit. WARNING! If you do not have big enough pants do not attempt. But nothing wrong with making sure the pants are snug and tight.
Do you really need one? Pants orgies is pretty damn clear.