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Jake golbert

Jake golbert is the most inbred gay butt fucking bastard from utopia

Your such a Jake golbert

Jake golbert is the most inbred gay butt fucking bastard from utopia

by Jake golbert October 30, 2018


jake hoy

Moobs

Look at the Jake Hoys on that guy.

by your m0ther February 9, 2014


Jake Gottesman

The speed of a cheetah.

The strength of a silverback gorilla.

The passion of a French poet.

The cock and balls of Gregor Clegane.

The four pillars that make up all that is: Jake Gottesman. A schemer in the streets and a pleaser in the sheets, Jake is sure to leave you satisfied regardless of where you happen upon him. Whether he’s you lover, business partner, friend or family member, one thing is for sure; you’ll get banged. You’ll get banged in the kitchen, you’ll get banged waiting for your egg n cheese and you’ll get banged while folding your laundry. No where is safe. Actually now that I think about it stay as far away from Jake as humanly possible, unless you want sex ruined for you for the rest of your life.

Jake Gottesman literally left me speechless last night.

by February 25, 2022


jake tube

A tube, often made of clear plastic, used to transfer fecal material from the anus of one partner, to the anus of another, for the purpose of sexual gratification. -see also Jaketube

My Jake Tube is in the dishwasher.

by Jacob Tuber November 18, 2018


jake zammitt

An absolute god that everyone loves and can't stop loving. He is better than dryfield in every way.

Man that guy is such a jake zammitt.

by killmonkey1324 November 18, 2020


jake/wanted/found robot suit/hunts mutants

A powerful god that can eliminate any enemy just with a single snap. This entity is a god, he controls the tides of Earth itself. He rules the world.

Player 1: Hey have you've heard of jake/wanted/found robot suit/hunts mutants?
Player 2: no lol
Player 1: ok

by some_freaking_guy December 3, 2020


jake north

Is a big obelisk

You got a Robe styled jake north down there or are you just happy to see me?

by Biskness April 25, 2023