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When you in need for a blowjob
‘My mate has cock and mouth disorder’
Don't screw a gift horse in the mouth is akin to the time honored phrase "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" which basically means don't be critical of gifts or people might not want to give you things in future.
This promotion is right up your ally Smith, now lets not screw a gift horse in the mouth!
When a woman gives a man a blow job with a mouth filled with darts. which will result in the man having punctures in his penis and the woman having a mouth full of blood. great for all y'all vampire nuts out there
"hey baby want a Dart mouth BellaDonna?"
Mouth burns from biting into a Hot Pocket.
I had a serious case of hot pocket mouth after biting into that hot pocket.
The act of giving or receiving a blowjob while watching Shrek.
My girlfriend is an all-star at smash mouthing.
The act of air leaving your mouth with a audible noise
After chugging a liter of cola I felt the urge to mouth queef.
A mouth queef is the sound exuded from an individuals mouth that sounds a lot like a vaginal queef. NOT to be confused with a burp. A mouth queef is without control from the person peforming the mouth queef.
person A: lol he just burped
person B: nah G, that was a mouth queef