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Mormon blow job

When a person rests their dick on another person's tongue while lying down and jiggles their penis by giggling. Also known as a John Smith.

Oh yeah, I got a Mormon blow job last night while watching Veggie Tales - I laughed so hard I came all over her face!

Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.

by humdrumcumfun6669 March 25, 2023


blow an onion

To exert yourself to the point of giving yourself a hernia. More specifically intended towards males, in reference to their manhood...

That box is heavy, I might blow an onion if I help you move it!

by Iittlemumma January 31, 2018


Blow-patch

It has no definition really,
just a derogatory term a guitar player came up with eight years ago.

Great substitute for douche bag

Go fuck your self you dirty blow-patch.

by Dr. Blow-Patch October 28, 2008


WIND BLOWING

Having a proximity criminal from the offending party of past pick up in a way of subtle stalking.

Given the fact the velocity of the air currents is for ever changing so enters in the SPOTLIGHT a 606 unethicality kicked out of the the parallel EL DORADO as the electric light failure has busted some yahoo stalking from EL DORADO but a 606 connect to a number 14 linear sling neighbor who despises detectives and any line of questioning but buying a new comb and losing it in the restroom is endemic to WIND BLOWING which as you see is buried deep into the phony identity superimposition where resolvemrnt comes from an arrest of the physical ID but in particular PRIME ASSHOLE gift card violation of spending an unspendable proprietary $159 GIFT CARD exacted by the ASSHOLE in the FIRST GIFT CARD of 64:with a SECURITY BALANCE of 750 .PANG IT.

by NEW BISEXUALITY April 19, 2021


blow seed

for a male to ejaculate

hey bro let's find some thots tonight at the bar and bring em back here, i need to blow seed tonight.

by sd1rager January 8, 2024


Blow Your Honker

To perform oral sex on a Canada goose.

Jon: "You need to blow your honker?"

Marsha: "Are you asking if I need to perform oral sex on a Canada goose? Why on earth would I do that?"

by Anus Baby January 12, 2024


Blow Your Grill Out

To blast someone in the mouth with your fist. To knock out someone’s chicklet’s for being a loud-mouth prick or just being dense about a subject or topic.

“Hey SMOES, you’re being kind of a dick in Mr Varty’s Class. You better watch out, or Chanel Guydon will blow your grill out at lunch!” And then Kevin Falicki will mess up your fro!

by BizarreRideonTheFarSide August 31, 2022