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Vagina Hoe

noun: One that specializes in the vaginal branch of the "Hoe" profession. This craft has become so diluted by other types of "hoe-ing" (such as Butt Hoe) and poor Vagina Hoe skills (due to laziness) that a possible pending extinction of the profession has become a popular issue, going so far as to raising "Vagina Hoe Awareness" among its fans.

Love and respect for the dying art form has even resulted in a street (understandably) being named after the Vagina Hoe profession in La Quinta, California: Calle Vallejo (Spanish for Vagina Hoe Street).

Excuse me, Fake Andrew, do you serve any Vagina Hoes here? No? That's a shame. Don't you know about Vagina Hoe awareness? Respect the art.

by AyandesS, baby. Who else? June 12, 2012


vagina glue

A gooey mix of semen and vaginal wetness.

My girlfriend and I made a hefty batch of vagina glue last night.

by jmanbro November 23, 2015


Chocolate Vagina

A black woman’s vagina.

I want me some chocolate vagina

by 13-2-23-1 August 29, 2022


Smooth Vagina

Lame or inferior. Opposite of textured vagina

That weak shit was smooth vagina as hell

by Hokiepharm January 7, 2021


Vagina Jynx

A variation on the classic jynx game. When you and a friend of opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer) say the same word or phrase at the same time, if the female says "Vagina Jynx" before the male says "Penis Jynx", he cannot speak until he licks/sucks/gets you off with his mouth (depending on how you want to play)

See also, "Penis Jynx"

"Molly Ringwald!" "Molly Ringwald!" - male and female together

"VAGINA JYNX" -female
"PENI... damn it" -male

"slurp, slurp" - male

"Now I can talk again, phew!" -male

by Tizzle McFizzle August 21, 2011


cream of vagina

Cream that drips gently and innocently from the vagina, wetting the
panties of a beautiful girl

Cream of vagina of a beautiful girl is very tasty and intoxicating.

by Scimitar May 27, 2022


vagina porch

Vulva. Also known as “the bit on the front”
The external genitals of the human female.

Often confused with the vagina by human males.

Great date, mate. Ended up spending the night sheltering under her vagina porch.

by D. D. D. September 6, 2023